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Powered by a 1984 model, codename ‘fastfood’, male-type brain with aggressive Power saving defaults.
Firmware Source code follows :
/* Feel free to Modify and distribute as the wonderful original author of said code is no more. (May his soul rest in Stasis) */
while(1)
Don’t Panic;
//end of code. [Thats it. My life is simple.]
Well, if you must know…
I was born on Christmas day one cold afternoon in the summer of 1984 (or something like that)
I was christened Vimal by my exceedingly kind Parents, (despite the ghastly Mallu-Catholic naming conventions).
I love the two of you till the ends of the earth.
A name like ”Vimal Geogy George” is ’sticky’. Lots of people love to call me by the whole she-bang. (a topic worthy of introspection and study, maybe even a log post)
Let me cut this short and explain my life so far:
Appa meets Amma -> Amma nods (or so claims Appa) ->
My parents get married -> Amma moves to Salalah,Oman to join Dad ->
?[citation needed]? -> Egg -> Embryo -> Baby[25/12/1984] ->
Indian School Salalah [1989-2002] ->
P.C.Thomas(PC=Pana-chaaku) Entrance Coaching Classes(to hell and back), Thrissur, Kerala ->
CET exam, St. Antony’s Girls HSS(spent unhealthy amount of time trying to read the name-tag of the cutie to my right; AHA it reads ‘Anna John’ :P), Cochin ->
B.Tech:comp.sci at Amrita Institute of Technology and Science, Amritapuri, Quilon[2002-2006] ->
adopted and nurtured by the University of Kerala ever since; until I finish writing all the papers that I should have written before Sem8 (as opposed to, checking out all the O’Reilly ’animals’ in my Library :D)
[2006-Present]
Well, at least the Librarians love me wherever I go.
WHEW! [thank you Sidin for the Linked-List Idea]
KTHXBAI